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This will probably be the last time I write in this thing. I don't feel up to it anymore.

So, yeah. Goodbye.

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Check this out.... [12 Aug 2003|10:37pm]
Fucking hilarious....

A Journal of the Sull.....suck butt

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[19 Jul 2003|10:43pm]
I don't care.

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muahahah! [05 Jul 2003|12:51am]
[ mood | satisfied ]

Guess what I'm going to do?!?1!?1?1?!! I'm going to fill my online journal with a mind-numbing amount of quizzies and, and ,and, .....you can't do anything about it!!!... muahahaha!!!!!

Also, I will not write anything intellegent or meaningful in this journal ever again. I'm just going to fill it with quizzes, quizzes,....and more quizzes!!!!!!!

Because I need to take quizzes to find out what I am, because i can't figure it out on my own... I mean....I just can't figure out which "Finding Nemo" character I am on my own......ya know... I'd be lost without these things....


You are TEN. You are very deep and complicated.
You're also a very devoted lover. When you find
someone, you stick with them and love them 'til
the end. You are one awesome person who is
loved by many.

Which Pearl Jam Album Are You?
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You are EDDIE VEDDER! You are the creative backbone
of the group, and you are NEVER afraid to stand
up for what you believe in. You are caring and
respectful, but also fiesty and rebellious.
Keep on rocking in the free world man!

Which Member of Pearl Jam Are You?
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(((((I took like 3 of these "which pearl jam member are you?" quizzes.. I always get ed...probably because the stupid quizzes put "eat entire contents of fridge" for all the other answers to questions.....)))))))

Congrats, you are one craaazy mooshoe!! You deserve
a medal, you made it this far and chose the
right answers. This shows your not a total
dumbass, rock on! Most people are not
considered to be a crazy mooshoe, so you should
definitely feel special...

Are you a crazy mooshoe?
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black-blue heels
You care for your shoes. You keep them clean and
looking new. When they get old and nasty you
replace them. You're one of those clean freaks
aren't you?

Are you a Shoe Addict?
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you're a normal shoe-lover. you're not perverted
about shoes, and you're not turned on by them,
but you enjoy their company.

are you really a shoe?
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kick butt boot: ur brave and will stomp all over
convention...if u must. u leave ur imprint
everywhere sorta like these thick-soled bad
boys! whether ur making a weird dish in home ec
or shopping for clothes ur always unique

what kind of shoe are you?
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(((((((((((u can't spell..eheee... ur a phreak!!!)))))))))))

you are a cat. I fear for my life that you are
working a computer. Oh, and one more thing
computers are not litter boxes!

Are you a cat, or a poop?
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You're NEUTRAL! You're quite poopy too (just not as
much as the fruits)

Are you a Wonderful Gubbie or a Poopy Fruit?
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u can talk to poop like I can *pats u on your back*
and I am proud of u

can u talk to poop
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you are NORMAL. You are the average mundane ploper.
You may want to read "King of the Crapper:
Thomas Crappers guide on ways to enhance your
expirience with Excrament" You will learn
new techniques on letting it flow and new
exotic, erotic ways to stimulate your toilet

How Well do You Poop?
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You, my friend, do not yet understand why the Pant
Gods have set you out on this world, But thats
alright. You're time will come, I'm sure. And
when it does, you'll thank your pants. :)

Do you love pants...too much?
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i am going to eat you

are u as good at finding fishes as i am not
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Fish Vagina
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u r a homocoloredstarfish! damn u! go away!

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rubber band
You are a rubber band!!

Plant a shoe, see if it gives you scissors
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Paper: Compassionate, creative, convincing.
Strong against rock, weak against scissors.
Represents the soul.

Are You Rock, Paper or Scissors?
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You are obviously large, Mexican, and love cunt.

Are you a big Mexican dyke?
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Garden Hose
You're a hose! No, I didn't just insult your
Canadian ancestry, You are in fact a common
garden hose. You like to eat, drink, and make
merry. You live the good life, but watch out,
some people may mistake you for a poisonous

If you were a garden tool, what would you be?
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What current member of Tool are you?
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Your a computer nerd. I know so many of those. Look
out! Virus!

Are you a sick Checkers pervert?
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like your underware..... you better wash back
there, shitface.

are you kentucky fried chicken?
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You Are Jade Puget! The Guitarist of AFI

!!!!!~**Which member of AFI are you???**~!!!!!!
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.............I wanted to be Mark...........tear...

*you are...davey havok*
You are a depressed angsty poet. (not that thats a
bad thing.) Your very mysterious and people are
enchanted by that. You prefer no to talk about
your personal life so there are always rumors
circulating about you and your sexuality. You
see beauty in pain and you feel the pain at the
core of your being. You dance in the arms of

*which member of AFI are you?*
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yes you are a pencil, or u should be one. yah that'

Should you be a pencil? TAKE THIS QUIZ
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not so creative text words to describe the outcome
hey you are snuggle laundry brand of soap.you
probably like to be held and have a hidden
obbession with collecting stuffies.You are
sometimes a little to cutesy but hey we forgive

What type of laundry soap are you?
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Your pastier than milk,your eyes look like your a
smackhead and theres so much crap shoved
through your skin people could sell a photo of
you as a dot-to-dot.

How many things are wrong with your face?
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HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT BIZ_NATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAUUHAUAUHA hsaikhdabckasjhfbiashfvibasuyfgvkuasydgfvaws

Bye now.

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Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllleeeeeeehhherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrayyyyyyyyyyyyyy! [04 Jul 2003|06:54pm]
[ mood | mellow ]


Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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Wow, ya know. Life sucks. These online quizzes don't mean anything. Just something to do...

I'm going to lovely fireworks tonight.

I have to ask if anyone has any experience with photographing "apparitions" or some kind of balls of light or "spirits"---because they are "showing up" in alot of the pictures I take lately. I'm not sure what to beleive regarding those as of yet. Just thought I'd ask.


ooohh more quizzes.. bored and such...

You are a 100% REAL Pearl Jam fan! You know your
stuff! Rock on!

Are you a REAL Pearl Jam Fan?
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You are a true AIC FAN!!! congratulations on being
a fan of some of the most amazing music! you
even knew that Mike Starr, after leaving the
band in 1993 overdosed and was brought to a
hospital and rececitated. so technically he did

ArE yOu A aLiCe In ChAiNs FaN?
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You are NO CODE. Nobody really knows whether they
like you or not as you are always completely
different from the last time they saw you.
You've recently went through a change and lost
a lot of friends. But you keep on truckin'

What Pearl Jam album are you?
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mike mccready- why is there a padlock on the

Which Member of Pearl Jam Are You?
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You are Dave Abruzzese!
Third PJ drummer (on Vs. and Vitalogy); formerly of
Dr. Teeth; was fired for reasons that are still
unclear; he has since joined the Green Romance

Which Pearl Jam drummer are you?
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Well, I'm going now....enough stupid quizzes about pearl jam that I am just atking to pass the time.

when i gte back, I'm taking more. fart.

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Another quiz out to get me.. [01 Jul 2003|01:23am]
[ mood | amused ]

You enjoy excess and confusing people. It's all
about the patchy jeans, weed and amazing guitar
solos. You do what you want and like to confuse
people a little along the way, and you dig
playing with the Horse most of all.

Which Neil Young Personality Are You?
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I want to be the entire NEIL!!!!!!!!!!!! why??? why can't that be one of the choices!!!! i hate you world.. you are always out to get me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [30 Jun 2003|10:45pm]
Transgender Barbie
You're Transgender Barbie! You're well, there's no
way to describe you. Pick a sex and stay with

If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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[ mood | bored ]


I see kaleyn tommoroworoworowor! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAn, I really want some mountain dew. PPPPOOOOOOT!

yes, this entry was pointless. i am bored. My sister went to her "friend's" graduation party, while my family still sits around, pretending she is attending the one they threw for her.

Well, people suck...


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Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hick accent) [20 Jun 2003|02:16pm]
[ mood | determined ]

I fucking hate angelfire. Stupid fucking Lycos. the only free web server I can tolerate is yahoo geocities... and they suck as well. I've been trying to use frames in angelfire and I can't get rid of the fucking ads!!!! So, right now it just looks like a webpage with a bunch of ads on it. Fucking Lycos....\

Anyway, my sister graduates 8th grade tonight. Woo!!!!

I'm going to start a free-enterprise system

For which I'll have to create yet another webpage.

Ya know, that's it, I've tried... despite it's suckiness.. you can't beat geocities. It's just not possible.

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I will eat your children... [19 Jun 2003|11:52am]
[ mood | awake ]

Magic Number13
Job9 to 5 Lifer
PersonalityParanoid And With Good Reason
TemperamentPussy Cat
SexualIf I Have To
Likely To WinA Place On The Bench (For The Reserves)
Me - In A WordEvil
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Evil? "What the Hell?"(in the John accent)

no.. I'm not: evil

okay.. yeah....


Stuff is doing okay. Probably going to go up to Kaelyn's and see Karl's band (Mank B!!!) play with Shrew......ahhh Shrew good band. Mank B. good as well.... even though bassist thinks "Would?" is "enter the flood again". BUT, bassist can play "Jerry was a racecar driver" so ...okay.... I give him some credit.
Okay, so anyway, school is done and I crapped my pants for joy because of it.. well, no ... not really. But, the sleep is... ahhhhh GOOD!. Sleep sleep sleep.... is always good.
well, Imma gonna go have-a some coffee now. Then I take a shower cause I smell like an old butt.

....an old one, mind you... an old one.

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Crap in a pants. [14 Jun 2003|10:43am]
[ mood | awake ]

Well, last evening was very good. Actually it was the best time I've had...in, well, A long time. Hung out with Arielle, Julia, and Sandy all day. Went down to Montclair, said "hello
" to Toothless Joe. We ate crap and then we walked down the street singing "Ain't never seen no John Kast. eat so many chicken wings" in beautiful harmonization! We then stopped in a children's toy/play/dress up store and we each bought little children's hats. I bought a viking crown, Arielle-a fireman's hat. Julia- a felt "Happy Birthday" headband hat thingyersfjsafsa, and Sandy, a princess crown. We then continued to walk the streets of montclair wearing our hats and singing "Alabama Song (Whisky Bar)" as we made our way to the cafe.

I remember one summer when me and my sister made up an interpretive dance to Whisky Bar. That was much fun.

We also went to Flipside earlier, and I got another Tull album and the Yes box set for only like 20 bucks... so 'twas good.

I'm going to wear my viking hat again today.
Sabian Cymbal guy with viking ensemble

Afterwards, Julia, Arielle, and Sandy slept over... and ya know man, we just talked... just talked. Actually, that's not really funny because that is what we mostly did. 'Twas a good friday the 13th. I missed those good old times.

I'm going to see thee Kaelyn next weekend. I'm going to be Kirka-ayayyayya......

Bye-e buttfacebutt

Oh, and Fuckin' A.. is Gary Busey Hot!!!

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School is a butt. [13 Jun 2003|02:16pm]
[ mood | artistic ]

Fuck just 2 more exam days. So fucking exicted to do NoTHING! I got a program recently whereas I can put the music I recorded on my shitty 4-track and create a .wav file out of it... now I need to download another ripping program so i can convert them to mp3's. This way, maybe the quality of my music will only be a little less shitty. Also, I've been working on a video for AFI's "Bleed Black" off of the new album. "Sing the Sorrow" did it for me. I've liked AFI for a long time... but that album is just so fucking good...I can't stop thinking about it. I feel like I owe my life to the band for making such a great masterpeice.
I hope everyone is doing okay.
~ Colleen

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END [11 Jun 2003|10:01am]
[ mood | anxious ]

School is coming to an end. One more full day... and then 3 days of exams....5 exams... that's it and wooo! The summer is going to fucking kick. I don't have to do ANYTHING> I could just sleep all day.. and eat cereal (Kaelyn...!)and just have a jam session with my self. Okay, I'll probably jam with others, but yeah. SLEEP! oh god how good sleep sounds.... Bye-e.

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Well [27 May 2003|09:45am]
[ mood | okay ]

I'm back again, not that anyone cares. I've been a poot for a long time. I disappear occasionally. School is almost over. A.F.I. was fucking awesome. 2 people from the front, roughly. I must go see A.F.I again. Their live show is just so intense... I'm still feeling it. But,
people still suck. As soon as I get a car, I'm out of here. I need heavier gauge strings for my electric. I've been playing heavy for so long now, these light ones are too slippery for me. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
I am so bored.
I went to a fucking prom.
NEVER go to a prom, I BEG YOU!
oh well, It was OKAY, I suppose. Danced around irish-jig style and lept and bound with Jur-lia....Otherwise...eh.. it was... eh.....
poop. And I had to wear a dress and look all girly.....Like a girl...(really?). And wear my stupid sister's 4-inch sandal-heel thingers. I was going to wear sneakers.. but no.. I wasn't allowed. My mother threw a fit about me wearing my corduroy jacket. For fuck's sake!!! Who gives a damn what one wears... And I feel so ashamed that I gave in to this stupid prom wear. I don't even understand why I went. I thought it would be interesting....mehhhh...
Oh well.

I go now....

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[28 Apr 2003|09:50am]
[ mood | bad ]

I never write in this ever, but do I care? No. I have nothing else to do now. I am back in school. I hate it here. If it weren't for the two tolerable people... okay maybe a few more than two......Yeah. Anyway, I have nothing to say. Except I'm sick of everything. I'm sick of the constant "emo" I have to listen to people blare on their headphones for a full 45 minutes (42?)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! repeatedly slam exclaimation point key......bkvkhdsbhvdsgbhfsbnfdhjfdjhfnfowaeuyjgnwauogngowqjgoengiiengurbfuenfuiwnsiasksjfhfgufduhwvsjfmvifnvgyfb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!
Why why? Why must I live in such a small town... where there is not one person who likes decent music.... okay there is a few....3 I'd have to say/... Three. AHHHHH. must see KAELYN... need person who understands "good music".!!!! going insane. leaving now. I've passed enough time by typing in this thing.

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[02 Apr 2003|09:33am]
Okay, so I checkd out some prices and they aren't so bad. Ranging from $25 to $85(being the most in like florida, which doens't effect me much.)

$85 is if you want up and close----eh

I'm going to see R.E.M. when they go back on tour in the fall.

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Well, I am really bored. [02 Apr 2003|09:22am]
Bleh. I am in the computer art course. Bleh. I got scheduled for next year. I am taking four art classes, so it should not be so bad. Poop. I'm in a Bleh mood. I am bored and bleh bleah blah. I passed my written driving test. Woooo! now i can pay $300 so I can drive... WOOOOOO! Fucking New Jersey driving laws. if your sixteen you get a "special learner's permit" ...special meaning you spen special money to get one a year ahead of everyone else. But, everyone goes through this way. You reportedly get a discount on your insurance. I do not want to drive with an instructor. Now for words of enlightenment, ugly people inside soon become ugly people outside. I thought that those were some good words of "wisdom"
Here's some more words of wisdom, Neil Young is supposedly charging $129.99 tickets for his concerts. I will check this out. If it is to be true, I be utterly pissed. If it is so, I shall need to smack the old poo.come on Neil, WHy?

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Another Disgrace... [20 Mar 2003|08:35am]
[ mood | amused ]

Hey dude, you are the typical stoner kid. Put down
the bong and pick up a book once in a while.
Try the Yellow Pages --look up Rehab.

What kind of typical high school character from a movie are you?
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What is this? What is this?
Just because I picked everything that had to do with music or art. I am the stoner kid? Why... That's it, bitch; this quiz is going down! I will not stand for it's accusations of me never picking up a book! I will not!

And for Mr./Mrs. Quizzie-Maker; Smokin' a lil' grass does not constitute for your so-called "Re-hab".
I will not tolerate being called your "druggie" stereotype.
I will not.

Okay, that was pointless, It wasn't even that fun. But seriously, why must people who listen to good music be "druggies" and nothing else. Oh well, I guess 'tis better that way.
Well, I better get back to smokin sum bowls an' watchin' cartoons.


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Poop Smells.....bad [18 Mar 2003|08:36am]
[ mood | excited ]


I am happiness and such.

I shall go see wonderful A.F.I. on the 16th of May, 2003. I am in heaven.

You know, there aren't that many good musicians out there anymore, and I get to see some of those good musicians


Oh yeah!

Electric Factory Baby!!!1


YEah sorry, I am just so very exicted, I almost pissed my pants.

I remember when I was a youngin'. I was in my cousin's car. I remember asking if we were to be stopping soon because I really had to piss and she said, "Girls don't piss. Only boys piss" I haven't been the same since. Everytime I sit down on the toliet, I have to ask myself and wonder...."Am I really peeing, or have I just created the illusion in my mind that I have to rid myself of unused bodily fluids?"

I'll never know.

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MUAHAHAHAH!!!!! [13 Mar 2003|08:41am]

This is what I have accomplished in my computer art class today... I Must say it is a masterpeice....it shows my true love for Zakk Wylde and his Tim Curry body (hey man, I love tim and all, but ya know..... This is a once in a lifetime Zakk Wylde event!!!!)

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